AK1: Questions You never asked, but I?ll answer anyways.
No one sent me questions, So me and bro made these ones up!
Q: Who are you?
A: A ninja who wants to rule the world
or eat truffles. Whichever comes first.
Q: How did you become a ninja?
A: How did you become a? whatever you are?
Q: What kinda questions do you like to get?
A: What kinda answers do want? Seriously,
I?ll answer any questions that aren?t rude, crude,
Fulla swears, or insulting? to me? go ahead and
make fun of Bro.
Q: Chicken or beef?
A: Pork.
Q: What kind of weapons do you use?
A: Swords, daggers, bows, nukes, hatchet launcher,
and of course dice.
Q: Hatchet launcher?
A: Hatchet launcher.
Q: If you were in Xanth and?
A: Don?t go there, Bro did once, and
I bugged the heck out of him.
Q: Boxers or briefs?
A: Superhero tights.
Q: You serious? Superhero Tights?
A: No, I wear boxers.
Q: What?s the answer to life, the universe,
and everything?
A: 43
Q: Isn?t it 42?
A: No, Deep Thought forgot to
carry the one.
Q: Middle Earth or Xanth?
A: Mossflower.
Q: Do you like hamsters?
A: Yes, they taste like chicken. Just kidding.
Q: Do ferrets taste like chicken?
A: I don?t know, why don?t you go check?
Actually, don?t, give it me. Ferrets = cool.
Q: Do you wear hats?
A: I?m wearing a Stich hat right now!
Q: Do you like legos?
A: Yes.
Q: Elves or Vulcans?
A: Aren?t they the same? Elves.
They got the magic.
Q: Computer or Book?
A: Both.
Q: Favorite Food?
A: TRUFFLES!
Q: Is this the last question?
A: Yep.