AK2: Ask, and thy shall get to be in here.
The following three questions have been sent to me by one Xofflocin, the person with the impossible to pronounce name (yes, that?s their full name...):
First of all, do you know about how the albino squirrels are also trying to take over the world? They?ve forged an alliance with the albino snakes? They also love sci-fi and penguins.
Albino snakes I can understand, but no squirrel, Albino or not, want to take over the world. There are three types of squirrels in this world: everyday squirrels that enjoy nuts, my awesome ninja squirrels, and a third kind. Onto the next question!
ANYWAYS! How tall are you? I?m sorry, this bugs me a lot. I have an obsession with the heights of people. That and throwing cats at people?
How tall am I? Hmmm. in order not reveal personal information I like to keep from people, I?ll say shorter the Brogalio. And throwing cats at people sounds like a fun hobby.
Oh! Another question! Has a cat ever been thrown at you? Yeah? I should stop being annoying and finish this email?
No, please! I beg of you! Give me more questions! Don?t finish the e-mail off there!
Dang... I might as well go drown my sorrows in a can of strawberry soda...
Anyways, going on:
What kinds of plays to you like to watch? Personally I prefer musicals like Oklahoma and Shakespearean comedies.
Dramatically, Ima Alias
Musical comedies are my favorite, I?m also a big phan of Phantom of the Opera. (I misspelled ?fan? on purpose.)
The following comes from... Beefcakes...
Favorite webcomic? mynes cyanide and happyness. and a modest destiny.
Besides my own? I?d have to say Control Alt Delete, El Goonish Shive, and BMovie Comic.
Do you like crayons? crayola crayons mind you.
I prefer colored pencils.
If you were to die... oh say, tommorow, what would you do first?
Cry. Hard. Very Hard.
What came first... the chicken or the egg?
Chicken.
Do you ever use flash animation? if so, teach me.
I don?t have the program.
I voted for your comic. are you proud of me?
Can I give you a hug?
Um... how do you know the other people that run the website?
I?m the brother of Brogalio, and the webmaster is his friend.
Who shot JFK?
You blaming me? I retract that hug!
How do you like your eggs?
Scrambled and in between two buttered English muffins.
This guy did give me their name, so let?s call them Bob.
Heres a deep question, dont be to like, scared. . . True or False?
Dang it, I forgot to study for this! Um... True?
This person didn?t put their name:
After Kirby said a sentence that wasn't pie-o, he never said anything random
out of the blue like that again. Why's that? Is it for the sake of running
jokes or another purpose?
Look at panel 4, comic # 65. Kirby talks.
My question is simple,Which of these weapons would you use to fight off a rat.(Out of the Redwall series.)
1.Spear
2.Sword
3.Bow & Arrow
4.Slingstone
5.Your bare paws
Signed:Alfadragon Flameshot,The Destroyer of Darkness.
If I could only choose one of those, I?d say bow. Otherwise, I?d use a Tiaha (look that up on wikipedia if you need to.)
Moving on...
Have you ever played Kingdom Hearts?
If so, how many times?
If not, you suck. (kidding)
What's your favorite thing to do?
I don't know what else to add, so YOU'RE COOL!!! ^.~
-"Navi Takawa"
In order: No, I don?t own a ps2 because bro?s a fan boy. You make me sad. I like playing video games and attempt to write novels.
These last four come from someone who didn?t sign their name/ penname. I?ll call ?em Jesse:
Do you like to write fan fictions?
Why, yes. My user name on fanfiction.net is is Kingwerewolf.
If you're not a good artist, then what ARE you?
I?m a writer. I do TRY to draw, but I?ve got poor motor skills, so I?ve got shaking hands.
How many marshmellows can you fit in your mouth?
Haven?t tried, I dare not to. You see, I?m a mouth-breather, and it?s allergy season for me.
Is your mouth big enough?
I dunno.
Well, until next time: E-MAIL ME!!! Kingwerewolf@nintendoacres.com