Ask Rick: Advice from King's Personal Assistant
Hello, my name is Rick. I’m King’s Personal assistant. Before I go on to answer the questions. King asked my to tell you to stop send questions in regards of the comic. The point of Ask King is for him to answer random, unrelated questions.
So Let us begin:
These few are from a Byron:
Q: Brother ('cus i'm a ninja) will you lend me aid? i need the
squirrels.
Rick: In order to have the squirrels help you, you need to fill out a request form in triplicate, keep one, and paper shred the other two.
Q: Red wall rocks ( bangs head) ow. any way have you read High Rhulain?
Rick: No, King has not read that book.
Q: DO YOU like cheese?
Rick: Personally, I prefer cheddar. Kings prefers cheddar on crackers, and bleu on salad.
Q: randomness fun for you?
Rick: I prefer things to be organized, which makes it slightly difficult to work for the compulsive Kingwerewolf.
Q: why do you hate Ethiopia?
Rick: I have nothing wrong with Ethiopia. King, on the other hand, would define the place as “That one cliché place in Africa with all the starving kids. Other than that, it’s the most boring place on the planet.”
Q: Me be were-draco-pire (werewolf/vampire/dragon) fight at the full
moon?
Rick: Um... a were-darco-pire versus an otter? That’s not a very fair fight...
Q : where is waldo?!
Rick: He’s next to the guy running away from the dinosaur.
Q: your bro's first name on NA is also the name for a vampiric
overlord of mortania in runescape. Why is this?
Rick: Coincidence.
Next up is “FinalFantasyLover”
Q: Do you read any good books. What are their names.
Rick: I personally love J.R.R. Tolkien’s books.
Q: Can you ver understand Brogalio when he talks of the Multiverse. I can. I
am talking with him about it right now.
Rick: A tiny bit. After awhile I fall asleep.
Q: who is your fav Legend of Zelda character.
Rick: Princess Ruto
Q: Who is more annoying, Navi or Brogalio
Rick: Navi
Q: Who is older, you or Brogalio.
Rick: I’m 5 years old. Take a wild guess.
Q: What is your favorite game for the nintendo 64 (Go Banjo Kazoie)
Rick: I’d have to say Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
Q: Will you get the Wii just for Super Smash Brothers Brawl.
Rick: King’s decided not to get *snicker* Wii...
Q: What is you favorite Disney movie? (Go Lion King triligy,
especially 2)
Rick: Lilo and Stitch. For both me and King.
These are from “Drake Shot, destroyer of Darkness!” (interesting title)
Q: Why are you the Nutty Squirrel Ninja King?
Rick: I’m an Otter.
Q: Have you ever read the book Ribbajack, By Brian Jacques?
Rick: Yes I have. King’s read all but the last story.
Q: Why idi you start Nintendo Acers?
Rick: Good thing you didn’t send this the Strong Bad...
Anyways, King started it because he wanted to.
This Question’s just because:
Q: How did you get your job?
Rick: King decided he needed a personal assistant, and I was in his price range (He pays me in shell fish) which, besides cost of food, is free.
King will be back next time. See you all later. And remember to e-mail questions to kingwerewolf@nintendoacres.com