October 29, 2008:
You know, we really should reward people with cookies. Honestly, it makes since, since I can't think of a single person who bites into a cookie and not feel better. When you when the Olympic gold medal in fencing, and you're up on the stand-thingy having the heavy metal hung from your neck, you can bat back the tears as you nibble on the snickerdoodle they handed you.After getting a perfect score on the midterm, you can sit back and triumphantly munch the toll house cookie now in your possess. In the aftermath of the battle that, against the odds, you managed to win with one leg while dragging the corpses of your two friends so they can be buried by their families, wouldn't it be nice to get that purple heart while eating a heart shaped sugar-cookie with purple frosting?
Oh, and no peanut butter cookies, I'm allergic.